sculpturegallery:

Eva Funderburgh

worsening-bad-comic-art:

bunjywunjy:

bogleech:

bogleech:

Turns out I do need to clarify that these particular comb jellies are actually not filter feeders :)

these are also the true actual first animal group that’s ever thought to have existed; comb jellies or ctenophores are survivors from the *ediacaran,* the point in time where we can’t even guess what kind of animal most of the fossils are. But, maybe all of them were just wacky shaped comb jellies???? we will never know. this one ate them all.

CTENOPOG

xiaq:

The new book is going well. If anyone was wondering.

without-ado:

teaching babies how to lure worms

l American woodcocks

marlynnofmany:

cat-with-no-name:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

trickstertime:

heroofthreefaces:

fadeverb:

roach-works:

averysoftsheep:

candygarnet:

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

my naym is ship
and when i’m broke
the broken part
from me they toke

replace the part
had been the plan
but in the morn
hand door car man

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

glassesmcfancyhair:

khanuckle:

0ttosbackinpurgatory:

crabs-and-bongos:

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don’t get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

Modern movies and shows tend to have very unbalanced mixing. Also, a common trend in modern movies is more realistic dialogue (mumbling) that is not as crisp as it was in previous eras of film making.

I’m eating corn chips and they be crunchy and loud as hell and also I’m half deaf I think

Also some of us just have auditory processing issues, fucknuts.

jamiebythesea:

doctor-direst:

Just letting you know that a friend of mine made a freaking ISOPOD bag from leather!!

ALT

ALT

Name: Zod

Gender: Pod

Leather Isopod Sling Bag PDF Pattern

Video tutorial: https://youtu.be/jr7K3eDd9hc This sling represents a Giant Deep Sea Isopod, and it's absolutely not an insect, beetle, cockr

Karlova Design

sarahseeandersen:

only-cat-memes:

little-mephistopheles:

little-mephistopheles:

little-mephistopheles:

little-mephistopheles:

little-mephistopheles:

little-mephistopheles:

little-mephistopheles:

little-mephistopheles:

little-mephistopheles:

little-mephistopheles:

first day in the time loop i suspect nothing

second day in the time loop i still suspect nothing

third day in the time loop i realize that it has been tuck him in tuesday for 72 hours

fourth day in the time loop i realize that spending money has no long term consequence. i go to waffle house 15 times

fifth day in the time loop i am now sick of waffle house. i look up how much horses cost

sixth day in the time loop i buy a horse. i dont know how to ride it

seventh day in the time loop i buy the same horse again and watch youtube tutorials on horse riding

eighth day in the time loop i buy the same horse again and i am getting better at riding it

ninth day in the time loop. i once again buy the same horse. i can ride it successfully. it seems to know me

tenth day in the time loop i buy the same horse and ride it to waffle house. i feed it hashbrowns and sweet tea

herpsandbirds:

Veined or Coconut Octopus (Amphioctopus marginatus), family Octopodidae, Philippines

photograph by Enrico Somogyi

marlynnofmany:

writing-prompt-s:

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”

“A classic. Congratulations.”

“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”

“Effective. Next?”

“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”

“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”